My husband the pedant

(Poetry Challenge #2)

Pre-requisites – use the phrases “my husband the pedant” and “asparagus souffle”

Time given 2 hours.


Oh husband

Dear husband

My husband the pedant


The misuser of the words

the Malapropism advocate

you doth work your wisdom poorly.


Poorly like zucchini

or broccoli

or asparagus souffle


My husband the pedant

cooks so well

and speaks without thought

for rhyme or reason

or temerity.


1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. ianmedland
    Nov 14, 2015 @ 16:56:49

    Thanks Hon, I think you did a good job


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